Posts Tagged ‘michelle obama’

Wednesday morning humor…

July 10, 2013

Sometimes I just can not help but to laugh…

I’ll let you read the following article, to see if you find it as hilarious as I do:

“‘Insider threat’ program reportedly orders feds to spy on each other using sloppy tactics” – Fox News

“An “insider threat” program launched by the Obama administration two years ago requires federal employees to spy on each other using profiling techniques not proven to work, according to a new report.”

Got it??  OBAMA REQUIRES FEDERAL EMPLOYEES TO USE PROFILING TECHNIQUES on fellow federal employees!!!  ROFLMAO!!!

Can anyone say lawsuit??

What are these “techniques”, you ask?

“It encourages them to flag a range of possible behaviors and circumstances, from financial problems to odd hours to unusual travel, according to the report.”

Hey wait a minute…maybe there is something to this….

Odd hours??  What was the President and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton doing on the night of the Benghazi slaughter??

Unusual travel??  How many “vacations” has Michelle Obama and her husband taken??  And some of those place are not “friendly” to America…

I also heard that Hillary Clinton “traveled” more than any other Secretary of State…..in HISTORY!!!

Wait….WHO “leaked” information to the producers of Zero Dark Thirty??

Hey, Obama, who am I supposed to contact regarding some “suspicious” behavior???

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Congratulations to the First Lady…or should the Congratulations go to Mr. President Obama Again??

February 21, 2013

Back in August of 2011 I gave a Congratulations to “The One”, for reducing the flow of ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS from the Southern Border.  In that post I said:

Congratulations Mr. President, you have done it.

You have made America so much like the rest of the third world (poorer, unemployed, desperate, hopeless, etc.) that NO ONE wants to come here any more!!!

It looks like I will have to Congratulate Him once again, although the White House is trying to say that it is because of “all the efforts” of the First Lady Michelle Obama.  At this point I do not think it is her “fault”.  Apparently, if we are to trust ANY NUMBERS from the “government propagandists statisticians”, the number of children in this country that are obese is falling.  The White House is saying:

White House declares: First lady has reduced childhood obesity rates” – Daily Caller

I think this is TOTALLY UNFAIR and OVERLOOKS THE CONTRIBUTIONS of her husband, Barack Obama, in accomplishing this feat.

Congratulations Mr. President you have done something again.

By continuing your idiotic economic policies; over-regulation, demonizing business, assaulting capitalism, reducing the percentage of Americans in the work force, stopping businesses from starting, increasing inflation, giving OUR money to YOUR cronies, etc., you are reducing the amount of food that people can afford to buy.  You are FORCING America to go on a DIET, because many cannot afford to feed themselves.  Congratulations for putting, and keeping, 48 MILLION AMERICANS ON FOODSTAMPS, and counting.  Keep up the “good work”!!  NOT!!

ILLEGAL Immigration??

June 2, 2010

I love this article about the child who told Michelle Obama, that her mom did not have papers to be in the United States.  I especially enjoy the quote from OUR Homeland Security Department:

The U.S. Department of Homeland Security has said it is not pursuing Daisy’s parents. Immigration investigations, it said in a statement, “are based on making sure the law is followed and not on a question-and-answer discussion in a classroom.” (my bold)

Apparently the spokesperson for the department has not had the opportunity to read the strategic plan (they must have been reading the New Arizona Law, not, or the Old US Laws, not) of their department, so, I would like to provide a link to the United States Department of Homeland Security Strategic Plan.

If they do not have enough time to read the entire 44 pages, here are some relevant portions:

     1.  Mission Statement – We will lead the unified national effort to secure America. We will prevent and deter terrorist attacks and protect against and respond to threats and hazards to the Nation. We will secure our national borders while welcoming lawful immigrants, visitors, and trade. 

That is all, the entire statement.  It can not be taken out of context, there is nothing else.

     2.  Objective 1.1 – Achieve Effective Control of Our Borders. We will reduce the likelihood that terrorists can enter the United States. We will strengthen our border security and gain effective control of our borders – at and between the ports, on land, at sea, and in the air. We will defend our homeland with layers of security. Whenever possible, we will expand our zone of security, managing risks and interdicting threats before they arrive on our shores. We will make our border security smarter, stronger, and more effective while facilitating legitimate travel, migration, and continued expansion of commerce.

That is all, the entire objective, it is the first one.  It can not be taken out of context, there is nothing else. And, finally,

     3. Objective 1.2 – Protect Our Interior and Enforce Immigration Laws. We will increase the efficiency of our systems for processing arriving visitors and immigrants without sacrificing security or respect for human dignity. We will increase apprehensions of workers and employers violating immigration laws. We will administer immigration laws with integrity, efficiency, and respect.

That is all, the entire objective, it is the second one.  It can not be taken out of context, there is nothing else.

I would like to remind them that if the people are here ILLEGALLY, they have already BROKEN the laws of the United States.  Homeland Security’s job is to ENFORCE the law.  If they do not like the law, they can run for congress or the senate, and attempt to change them. 

Until then, DO YOUR JOB!!